That theory is so dumb I almost want a dragon to swallow Tyrion just to disprove it.

No. The High Sparrow is Howland Reed.

Nothing will ever defeat the "Varys is a merman" theory.

Darkstar=Boba Fett
Quentyn Martell=Jar Jar Binks
Penny=that droid that catches fire before Owen picks R2

We don't give a fuck about non-famouses.

He always Sneakers a pun in somewhere.

I thought those we pink. In fact, I'm pretty sure unicorns cry bubbles.

I thought they were just a brand of band t-shirts.

Manmellow.

Windex.

Now those kids on Rick and Morty seem much less monstrous.

No…

I'm not sure about that. Part of the reason he got caught the second time is because, according to the owner, the horse "started getting infections again."

And that guy who went to prison because he had sex with a horse and after he got out he was arrested again for having sex with the same horse.

Spiders-Man.

I think he's going to be a mentor.

Wow you fucked a whole lot of moms.

No, not even after having made it would they consider making something different.

Sorry I ruined everything. I guess they'll have to make a different movie now.

No, you see this one's going to be about him as a little kid, and then his uncle gets shot and he's really sad.