America has spoken: dinosaurs > superheroes.

It's hard out there for a totally not racist white person.

Taylor Swift will crush you like the miserable cockroach you are and you will LOVE it.

Duh, he's a man with curly hair.

Okay, one which had the misfortune not to be read by Jack Donaghy.

That sounds like a bad Jack Donaghy line.

He's just doing what the chance cube tells him to.

Yippee!

I get that. But that doesn't explain why nobody even asks what Topside is.

Am I supposed to know what Topside is? Because I still don't.

Never having heard of babka is basically an unforgivable sin because of that scene.

They know that's the name of an amusement park ride, right?

Hellevated train
Hellephant rides
Doubhell-decker bus

Time is a flat bukkake circle.

A man's got to have a chode.

The timeline of that seems a little suspect, but I want to believe you.

And the little boy born during a screening of Huge Tits and Big Dicks grew up to be…

Damn it.

They've been candid about the shitty pilot since the beginning. I'm not really sure why an hour that never aired would be taken as evidence over the 50 hours that followed it. I agree that GRRM seems to be lost in his own story, but I'm hopeful that either he recovers on his own or that he is able to feed the…

Either way, I don't think it's coming back until fall.