Rick. And. Morty.

Sundance is not a premium cable channel.

I still enjoy the hell out of Game of Thrones, but I fear their corporate sibling Cinemax might just have the best premium cable drama out there in The Knick.

Westworld hasn't gone into production yet even though the pilot filmed almost a year ago. (Even more incredibly, the pilot is apparently 3 hours long.)

Ouch.

Hmm, I suppose I hate Kevin James and Sandler more. It's probably just that I'm less frequently reminded of Kutcher's existence.

Nope.

Strongly disagree with the claim the Jason O'Mara is handsome.

Did you charge by the hour?

That money was not right.

So you're saying you ate it out?

I could be in it. You know, if the money was right.

Pressed with 100% Authentic Midichlorians.

That shit is tight.

*record scratch*

They'll finally get to regionals.

Wouldn't want to unveil a work in progress.

I killed a plant once. Also sometimes I gut people in my sleep.

Don't come whining if you come down with a case of murderdeathkill.

Meanwhile I'm irritated that my direct assertion that the end of ADWD sucks has received no pushback at all.