I totally botched a radio carbon dating test in college and was off in my calculations by about 5,000 years. No bueno.

The Hobbit: for the franchise dreck connoisseur

I think we should bitch more about the fact that he started off talking about this song, but mostly talked about the R. Kelly pees on girls one instead.  Misplaced song hatred.

Correction: Hot Cock Sauce

Fuse TV: Copying someone else since birth

Da Vinci was gay.  And he liked them on the young side.  He may have actually seen a woman naked  (unlike Michaelangelo who thought boobs were weird under arm lumps), but it's generally accepted fact.

Da Vinci didn't really love the ladies.  I thought we covered that last time?

That's the internet?  Can I touch it?

As long as he doesn't engage in the full Branaugh (the uncomfortable close up for no reason), the only way is up.  

As a kid, I thought Pa Ingalls was running from the law.  They moved a gagillion times for seemingly no reason at all.

@avclub-6ffc79f9decf633c29b09e6c25621195:disqus I have a feeling she was probably doing that anyway.  In between wearing weird outfits at renfairs.

It's good for flights.  Mostly because it bought farecast.

Congratulations!!!!!!!

That's the fucking worst.  I hope your mom is done with that douchenozzle.

for relaxing times…

How dare you have a social life and didn't make dude #1 feel like you had been waiting your whole life for him to come along.  Haven't you read the manual?

It's delicious.  But you may forget where you are/unceremoniously pass out on the couch after drinking a bit.  Not that I speak from experience or anything.

@Gumbercules

@LurkyMcLurkerson:disqus I would probably die if that happened.

Italian cooking.  It requires minimal knife skills, lets the flavors of the ingredients shine through, is unlikely to kill you/give you food poisoning if you get something wrong.