@avclub-6beb5f589a9fd04c21fcd50db3d9c80c:disqus

$1350 for a (ant infested), 550 sq of awesome bungalow.  1 mile to the beach.  Downside: heavy police presence + and insane landlady + douchiest street in all of Los Angeles (Abbot Kinney)

Would you like it better if we referred to it as an alligator pear?  Because I feel better calling them alligator pears.

@avclub-e2b2ad10a0cce81f7b1757538471f089:disqus  it's popular with the lady folk.  All of the drunk and none of the calories!

I've got cogs on my shoes!

@Arundel The very same.  Because I aspire to shop at Maison Kitsune and buy all my leather goods from tiny shops in Kagoshima.

Disney would find a way to ruin the awesome theme song by having the Black Eyed Peas cover it over the closing credits.

At a certain point in every one's life, you realize that the people you admire have massive flaws.  Wife beaters.  Cheaters of various sorts. Alcoholics. Shopoholics with a leather fetish and absolutely zero taste.

You mean the out and proud mayor of Houston?

Ikhyd Bronfman  and North West should totally get married in twenty years and be respectable and boring to spite their parents

Childish Gambino is pretty good.

@Glossalia beat me to the rumor mongering.

@urgh:twitter  I'm pretty Vitamin Water would corrode your nasal cavity - that shit is toxic.  And you might die trying to get chobani through a nasal straw.  Also, think of the visual of greek yogurt sliding through your nose.  Who the hell wants to be associated with that brand?

moscato is Italian for hangover.

@Dikachu:disqus Get a 15 year old drunk?  Because at 15, I would totally put some cotton candy vodka in my smirnoff ice.  Or in a vanilla milk shake.  
My decision making skills at the time were not very well developed.

That's awful :(

@Cookie_Monster:disqus shares bits of his real life (like the reading habits of his little monsters, even).   That suggests he's invested in this enterprise.

Maybe she has really low self esteem and daddy issues?

How about Scrappy Doo - the mentally deficient, slightly inbred nephew?

But they smoke more unverifiable "crack" on unverifiable video though…so you've got that going for you.