With or without marshmallows?

Low Expectations (fist pump): the marketing people at Paramount will be stoked!

Cassavas are long and weird shaped.  That's a little too national geographic for my tastes.

Does it speak in the classy accent of Benedict Cumberbatch?

I thought the whole point was that he didn't need to…?  If you're an omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent super-being and you don't enjoy the various depravities your creation thinks up, you are doing something wrong.

oooh!  Would he be voiced by Malcolm McDowell?  Or would Malcolm McDowell voice/play one of the Koch Bros?

But why would anyone want to be the douchey red head?  He was the worst and definitely the alpha personality.

But she's so nerdy and had a magical computer compact!

Seconded on ASOS.  Or, honestly, Express Men.  They always have 2 for 1 deals on their pants.

Samuel Alito is consistent l in his sheer ability to yell about strict constructionism, separation of powers etc etc., and then cave when politically expedient.  He's sorta magical.

Like a cat's!

Getting outraged about (relatively) minor race stuff distracts me from my massive, murderous rage boner about serious race stuff.  WTF Samuel Alito!

I remember getting so worked up as a kid because of Cam Jansen's annoying "Click!" thing.  Photographic memory or not, real kids don't talk like that!

@avclub-cbaf9515796f5ab0060e9c6574679685:disqus Avoid Los Angeles if at all possible and Venice in particular, especially during the mid-morning coffee shop rush after mommy and me yoga gets out.

@avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus I can't even read Slate any more.  I feel like their XX blog is waging a war re: the sell by date on my eggs, with an occasional assist from The Atlantic.

Ugh.  They are largely inescapable in my life and line of work.  People you wouldn't otherwise think would be bonkers or specifically that kind of bonkers.

@Cheese - I always pictured Richmond building lego structures while listening to Cradle of Filth.  His life can't always be putting on make up and dressing like a pirate.

more like - goes nuts and starts acting like a zombie.

@avclub-011d0b4fe6835bb3d37ef4e0ea713de6:disqus but a gay man or a lady probably designed that boring dress.  They probably even gave it to her to wear for free.

@avclub-d542a3419c3ad57206a96bcc86155ebc:disqus They totally Red Dawn-ed it.