I thought that was the University of Phoenix's business model?

I think preparing for a zombie apocalypse comes up every 4th episode of doomsday preppers.  My math might be off, but not by much.

He is the human boy tragically in love with a forest creature. In one drawing, Fawnlock catches him in a private moment in the soaking tub.

Re: Judd Apatow  - the people that know him best got him this https://twitter.com/JuddApa… for his 45 birthday.

There's also a little Watson wang.  Poor Watson.

If it looks like an intern did it, an intern did it.

You forgot the part where father took them to learn kung fu and the epic elderly woman vs. Lizzie Bennett ninja/kung-fu show down.

Will Naked Lena Dunham be like the waving snail from Adventure Time (i.e. hiding Where's Waldo like in a scene)?  Because I would be highly entertained by that.  

It's not about coaching anyone out of anything. Complement her on the stuff in her wardrobe that you like and she'll eventually have a friend tell her to stop dressing like it's hunting season.

Uniqlo is online now!

@avclub-ae1846aa63a2c9a5b1d528b1a1d507f7:disqus Uniqlo.  Their stuff is solid quality, cut well, and affordable (like $80 cashmere affordable).
I've also been surprised by how long clothes from Target last.  Almost everything I own from Target has been a "how did I end up with no clean clothes?!" purchase and they've…

Soak those tapioca balls overnight.  Otherwise they will be chalky and weird.

I do two kinds of pulled pork: a low, slow, smoked one with a brown sugar rub and a lazy one with a good, organic root beer and 12 ozs of bbq sauce in a slow cooker.

Lots of people like to rock the ambisexual pirate look.

Somewhere between 3 bumps and "a mountain"

@avclub-85d8ce590ad8981ca2c8286f79f59954:disqus my donuts are pretty good. My maple bars are spectacular.  The films I've worked on though?

Making a movie that doesn't need to be made is a waste of time. Who wants to see something that exists just because someone is willing to pay for it (like atlas shrugged, for instance)?  This is my professional insight for the day.

And their skulls are highly magnetic and make a great receptacle for vodka!

@avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus The guy who created Spawn?

@twitter-499832989:disqus Why would you want to do that?  Their lighting is uniformly bad and that production values are minimal. You're an egg.  It's really effin' hard to light an egg. You'll look shinier than Glenn Beck after a cry session.