On the subject of leather shorts:  nothing will make your ass look better, however, they will eventually smell bad, stretch out and are impossible to clean.

He's okay.  But I want to beat him up for Bobby Bottleservice.

@avclub-21a8615938a206d4311a58a53ad8890e:disqus  it's the Miami New Times.  It is also free.  And Papa Luke is a hometown icon, like Gloria Estefan.
What I'm saying is, Miami is a classy place.

I thought that was a skin tag.  Eww.

How comfortable are you having a borderline inappropriate relationship with your dad while wearing hot pants, a bustier, and possibly shoes with a lucite platform/embarrassing the hell out of your husband?

@avclub-32a2e71c97df5281f1324db72c73a59a:disqus getting preg-o was a struggle for her, according to the magazines available at my local supermarket.

I keep on wanting to ask people: so, if you're all for the second amendment, can I put you on a list so you can be part of our well-regulated militia in the event that we need you?  You know, because you're a patriot who believes in the constitution and would die to defend it.

@avclub-29501df08e5d9ae59e432e4f188d3735:disqus I was referencing the sheer amount of verbiage spent on Girls on sites like Jezebel.  Or my friends' facebook feeds.

@E.Buzz Miller

Vietnam is a land of many wonders but I don't think randomly turning out Caucasians is one of them.

@avclub-0ef740c13f28af1a411710c48e480a9c:disqus christmas parties at my job are just bundles of passive aggressive forced cheer.  Why would I want to do that?

Seth McFarlane.  He sings, he dances, he voices a sexually-confused, megalomaniacal 2 year old!

I like making snarky comments about clothes and getting drunk at parties where the stakes are unbelievably low.  It's like getting New Years Eve all over again, without having to dress up.

It was a charming movie.  I saw it on a plane…TWICE!

It was a charming movie.  I saw it on a plane…TWICE!

I read through this thread and wanted to bawl my eyes out.   You are all special little snowflakes, dammit, and I hope that as adults you realize that.

There's a "curated" book store in LA that sells the complete works of Harmony Korine.  I'm not really sure what that means, other than hipsters in LA occasionally pick up the art of Trash Humpers as presents.

@avclub-f7f8eb12e0f61a9321597157c0d61791:disqus Poor guy has been stalked by Yale undergrads for the past 2 years.  Hanging out with hot 19 year olds is preferable to hanging out with 19 year olds who understand Baudrillard on a deep level.

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I know that the point of the mcrib is the weirdly processed meat, but vegan fake ribs are so crazy similar taste wise…