A dress designed by Justin Timberlake?

Yes…but it was also done shooting ages ago and they had more than enough time to edit it out and get it to theaters in time for an Oscar run for Sean Penn.

I am surreptitiously searching for a new job.

I am surreptitiously searching for a new job.

I remember writing coverage on the script many moons ago - it was really good if a little "wait, what, the lone black cop has ninja like skills with knives?" from time to time.

Leftover Japanese curry, from a box.  It is weirdly the most delicious thing  ever.

GAH other people's diets.  
Dark Chocolate + coconut milk + some kind of binding agent = pudding You can also look at this too: http://pinterest.com/mrsvan…

@avclub-a452630477eb936fd36fc9a9542d4598:disqus how long can you wait? http://mars-one.com/en/

We have been SLOWLY working our way through a bottle of Creme Yvette. If you want to get wasted, an Aviation is a pretty good way to go.

Race to the bottom!  Woo!

@avclub-21a8615938a206d4311a58a53ad8890e:disqus I would argue that we as a society have gotten a lot less civil in our discussions.  How many political discussions go from zero to screaming match in 30 seconds?  Where the "rightness" of one's beliefs entitle you to act like a loon?

"I am not a scientist, man" is the standard response for young, up and coming Republicans when confronted with intelligent design.  Says so right in the GQ articles they are always, inexplicably saying yes to.

@avclub-bca3531762af8a993c4f60c48fd5e33b:disqus Sam Wang is my favorite numbers nerd.  And I'm always amused by the fact that the Princeton Election Consortium is (largely) a neuroscientist with a hobby and not, you know, a dude like Paul Krugman.

He will destroy everything you love and leave you crying over the body of Louise from Bob's Burgers.

@avclub-89f9dee787a2ac2814ff9b5d782ba75d:disqus are you envious of Al Roker because he had the privilege of shitting himself in the white house or because he got the chance to talk about it on TV?

@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus I was thinking about the Terry Goodkind Wizards Rule (mentioned above) books: all red leather dominatrixes and free will erasing female orgasms.  

Topher Grace probably isn't doing anything…

I always thought the big appeal of fantasy books were the sex scenes.

Lord of Chaos maybe?  My mom kept on buying them for me because they were $4.99 at Publix.

But will he be wearing his trademark hoodie and new balance sneakers?