Obviously, your underwear has to be infantilizing.

@avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus my sisters ARE my bridesmaids.  One is easy to please, one is just so very not.  
It'll turn out fine.  I found a compromise dress for miss pickypants that she likes and it won't be like those photos where we're all a matching set.

@avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus my sisters ARE my bridesmaids.  One is easy to please, one is just so very not.  
It'll turn out fine.  I found a compromise dress for miss pickypants that she likes and it won't be like those photos where we're all a matching set.

We barrel aged negronis for a month and threw a party when it was ready to tap.  While it was good, we realized very quickly that people don't actually like negronis very much.  It is also a bitch and half to clean out a barrel.

We barrel aged negronis for a month and threw a party when it was ready to tap.  While it was good, we realized very quickly that people don't actually like negronis very much.  It is also a bitch and half to clean out a barrel.

Pictures!

Pictures!

Didn't they remake Beauty and the Beast 2 years ago?  With Alex Pettyfer?

Didn't they remake Beauty and the Beast 2 years ago?  With Alex Pettyfer?

@Scrawler2:disqus the Spider-Man reboots exist solely to keep the IP from reverting to Marvel Studios/Disney.  Is it too soon? Yes.  But if it keeps Spider-Man off of the Avengers, Sony don't give a shit.

@Scrawler2:disqus the Spider-Man reboots exist solely to keep the IP from reverting to Marvel Studios/Disney.  Is it too soon? Yes.  But if it keeps Spider-Man off of the Avengers, Sony don't give a shit.

ask @avclub-d1dd537846e529e1101d7c23e170fe4b:disqus to explain the plot of the Tatami Galaxy sometime.

ask @avclub-d1dd537846e529e1101d7c23e170fe4b:disqus to explain the plot of the Tatami Galaxy sometime.

Somehow, Mini-Sarah Silverman made more sense to me than grown up Sarah Silverman.

Somehow, Mini-Sarah Silverman made more sense to me than grown up Sarah Silverman.

Just remember, it doesn't matter if it looks like dog food with cheese and mole; they're eating it is because you're on TV!

Just remember, it doesn't matter if it looks like dog food with cheese and mole; they're eating it is because you're on TV!

At the very least, the theme of Star Trek has to involve being in space. The only time you're not in space is when you're having sex with alien babes on their tragically about to implode/phase shift/untouched by "modern technology" home world.

At the very least, the theme of Star Trek has to involve being in space. The only time you're not in space is when you're having sex with alien babes on their tragically about to implode/phase shift/untouched by "modern technology" home world.

The only cheese I've ever had in a movie theater are mozzarella sticks.  I ended up with marinara on my pants :(  They are not eat in the dark food.