The only cheese I've ever had in a movie theater are mozzarella sticks.  I ended up with marinara on my pants :(  They are not eat in the dark food.

the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak and spongy.

the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak and spongy.

I felt like such a grown up when I got a joke on Ally McBeal.

I felt like such a grown up when I got a joke on Ally McBeal.

I don't mind this take as much.  The David E. Kelley thing was just Ally McBeal with super powers and a weird bra.

I don't mind this take as much.  The David E. Kelley thing was just Ally McBeal with super powers and a weird bra.

Maybe Foucault is a personal hero of his?

Maybe Foucault is a personal hero of his?

@WrongSirWrong:disqus I've been called a lot of things but self-hating Asian ain't one of them.

@WrongSirWrong:disqus I've been called a lot of things but self-hating Asian ain't one of them.

I'm pretty sure I've had that in a stew once.

I'm pretty sure I've had that in a stew once.

@avclub-34a0cc9e710ab7fc376d918356d4a6e5:disqus if you listen closely, he sounds vaguely like a fridge.

@avclub-34a0cc9e710ab7fc376d918356d4a6e5:disqus if you listen closely, he sounds vaguely like a fridge.

Thank you for articulating my version of hell.  I can't think of anything more painful than David Gergen and David Brooks trying to explain how to use "humor" in an op-ed.

Thank you for articulating my version of hell.  I can't think of anything more painful than David Gergen and David Brooks trying to explain how to use "humor" in an op-ed.

Oh god.  This is going to be an episode of the Newsroom, isn't it?

Oh god.  This is going to be an episode of the Newsroom, isn't it?

Begbie turned into Hitler!