i was just thinking almost the same thing, except i was like, how cool would it have been if he'd taken a dump in the corner? we should be writing for this show, am i right, bro?!

HEY EVERYONE - IT'S MORE LIKE C+.C+. DOWD GET IT

we're all sorry.

the ps3 exclusives far outweigh any supposed 'hideous' psn speeds. are you even planning on playing online that much? and are you down with paying for live gold to do so on an xbox? if not, the ps3 will let you do it for free, and may be *slighly* inferior but hardly terrible.

"…a talented visual filmmaker might get to continue an original story that isn’t based on a video game or a toy" …but might as well be.

and i'd love to never hear any of your ideas regarding anything ever again.

i just wish more movie reviews ended with the reviewer telling the movie to "blow me"

HEY EVERYONE HAHAHA I GUESS THIS MOVIE R.I.P.D OFF MEN IN BLACK

NO, NO - THAT WASN'T MEANT TO APPEAR DRIPPING WITH SARCASM AND LOATHING - SORRY MY SINCERE INTEREST IN YOUR INTERPRETATIONS OF ERIC WAREHEIM'S COMMENT WAS MISINTERPRETED. PLEASE CONTINUE.

i'd definitely recommend taking 'watching a screening of the room live' continuing education class offered at your local community college. that should get you up to speed for the screening. if you're still not feeling confident, the lynda.com intermediate level 'the room: live callback essentials' course is pretty…

PLEASE TELL US MORE ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK OF ERIC WAREHEIM, ITS VERY FASCINATING

wait, in the same breath you claim to hate "internet geek culture", you proclaim your love for giant monsters, robots and glados. you also seem to obsessively comment on the gameological society, based on the endless stream of your avatar when i scroll through the comments of any random article posted, which means…

@avclub-3db41011acc2d229176bf6a92202728d:disqus i thought it was the perfect amount of smarmy, personally. frankly, your inability to tell the difference is embarrassing. the world hangs its head in shame - all because of you.

man,  Ignatiy Vishnevetsky sure does love to talk about movies using "stock footage"

thank god for sean o'neal - who else would dare scrape the dregs of  tmz and righteously defend the soul-voiding paparazzi garbage that fuels it?

yeah, you obviously didn't feel any embarrassment - i did.

david was pretty clear throughout the interview that he has a good idea of what wilfred 'actually is' and wants to leave it up to the audience to interpret. after asking him several times in more roundabout ways - and being shut down - why bother asking him so bluntly at the end? a bit of an embarrassing, thick-headed…

WOAH COOL FORD FIESTA YOU'RE DRIVING. I ENJOYED SEEING YOUR TRAVEL TO THE BRADBURY BUILDING IN A FORD FIESTA. I WILL NOW PURCHASE A FORD FIESTA.

100 generic-movie-review points for using the word "effervescent"!

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