Nadir?  How dare you!  Maybe Kurtzman's and Carl Barks' comics might have been readable if all of the characters had worn gigantic weight training belts with 37 pouches.

If only Ted (Lurch) Cassidy was still alive.

Excellent use of the word "uptight" in a post about anal rape.

Gary Glitter was a massive pop star in the UK back in the day… listening to anything of his these days is an exercise in the blackest of humour, as virtually every lyric takes on a very twisted double entrendre in light of his horrid crimes.

I'd keep the President Snow who has supported amazing advances in high-speed rail and computer technology, and get rid of the one who keeps trying to kill Jennifer Lawrence before we get at least well-lit nude scene.

I recommend urgently that Guy Incognito II be awarded the Medal of Honor for that post.

Well, the east coast gigs are mine, your presence will not be required
And the southern gigs, well what can I say, except that your fat ass is fired
The midwest is all booked, so it's not like you will be missed 
And the northern gigs, they belong to me, and this is a cease and desist

Creak. Slam. Sit.

The movie wasn't terrible, and it wasn't a box office flop.  But Benny more or less abandoned his movie career afterwards for radio (and then television), the title sounded amusing, and comedians of that era were always looking for running shticks they could flog for years of laughs.  The idea that the vain Benny had…

They wanted James Gandolfini to do press for Enough Said, but he took the easy way out.

Oh!  Oh!  Oh!

Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig.  Does whatever a spider-pig does.

I think one of my favourite Conan bits is when Andy Blitz would start a chant which would go into a long tangent about his life. The US Open chant about Andre Agassi being 35 and playing against players much younger then him, but then ends up being about Blitz being in school, teaming up with Spiderman to fight his…

It's the prequel to The Tumescent Ambersons.

But could he please buy the Tyler Perry movies?

Nipsey Russell as the Doctor:
"When the Daleks start coming, folks say their prayers.
But me, I don't worry, 'cause I live upstairs!"

1.  "Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa"
2.  "Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa"
3.  "Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa"

"If dope smoking doesn't damage your brain, then how come so many teenyboppers think Cheech & Chong are funny?" seemed to be their way of marking territory by pissing on the studio-based comedy album competition

Burma Shave

I like REM but I hate Nazis, waterbugs, and puppet comedians.