The "AV" stands for Annieliese van der Pol, starring in "That's So Shaven."

They just sold some Golden Girls porn for $1.9 million.

Is his name Tim?

With any luck, the account shall be no more within the next couple of hours.

I met a professional cavity-filler named Ann down at the harbor, and she was slatternly.

Nichols and May, who worked alongside Berman at Second City, also did telephone routines in the same vein.

Who cares, they're just going to retcon his penis back on next season.

And you know, I may live to be an old man.  I doubt a month will go by where I don't think about that girlfriend's ladybutton.

Ilyn who?  She clearly says "Ellen Page."

"Sic semper Tyree"!

nude frogs?

Or Blind Faith?

What a wild rollercoaster of a post that was!

Wait, the Titanic's a boat?  Fuck you!

That hand hanging around Jaime's neck is actually Mae Young's child.

Take your "protein pills" and put your helmet in.

You haven't lived until you've violated a statue.

Thus extending your streak of never getting laid at a party to "always."

You guys can stick it up your Albert Pujols.

D-d-did you, di-i-id you e-e-ever f-f-f-f-f-fartinthecatcher'sface?