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AVC Newswire Headline Writer Who Leans on "Repeating Words is Comedy" Formula Writes Formulaic Headline That Repeats Words

Sleazy Chicago-style politics, no.  Cheesy Chicago-style pizza, yum yum.

Sleazy Chicago-style politics, no.  Cheesy Chicago-style pizza, yum yum.

Have you ever seen Gitarzan's birth certificate?  That jungle ain't in Hawaii.

Have you ever seen Gitarzan's birth certificate?  That jungle ain't in Hawaii.

In the "crushing your spirit" sense, the "urban R&B" sense, or the "onset of glaucoma" sense?

In the "crushing your spirit" sense, the "urban R&B" sense, or the "onset of glaucoma" sense?

KEVIN!!

KEVIN!!

I can see the appeal to Grammer.  Bachmann always has a look in her eyes like she's just been hit with 25 rakes.

I can see the appeal to Grammer.  Bachmann always has a look in her eyes like she's just been hit with 25 rakes.

She's being replaced by Elayne Boosler's daughter, Bob Hope's granddaughter, and the great-great-great granddaughter of Zip Coon and the Cakewalk Creole Minstrels.

She's being replaced by Elayne Boosler's daughter, Bob Hope's granddaughter, and the great-great-great granddaughter of Zip Coon and the Cakewalk Creole Minstrels.

Check out the Gleason episodes of "Life of Riley" sometime, and suddenly the production values of "The Honeymooners" will look like "Avatar."

Check out the Gleason episodes of "Life of Riley" sometime, and suddenly the production values of "The Honeymooners" will look like "Avatar."

>>>" I can't think of a more appropriate movie for a baby girl than Scarface."

>>>" I can't think of a more appropriate movie for a baby girl than Scarface."

That's okay; in your bicycle discussion, you also misspelled "SchwinnLow."