Spite is more powerful than genetics, a good diet, and exercise put together.

Spite is more powerful than genetics, a good diet, and exercise put together.

Ha, ha!  I recognize those!  They are from a show!

Ha, ha!  I recognize those!  They are from a show!

Tight end wide receiver
Something something three point stance
That's not stickum, kid

Tight end wide receiver
Something something three point stance
That's not stickum, kid

Sushi smell
Sushi smell
Wrap her in duct tape
When you travel overseas, it's not considered rape

Sushi smell
Sushi smell
Wrap her in duct tape
When you travel overseas, it's not considered rape

Confucius say woman who brings paralyzed geology buff to orgasm between rock and hard place.

Confucius say woman who brings paralyzed geology buff to orgasm between rock and hard place.

"When it comes down to it, who's really signing this contract anyway?"

"When it comes down to it, who's really signing this contract anyway?"

The response to "Jurassic Bark" makes "Lost in Translation," Facebook stock and Tim Tebow seem correctly rated.

The response to "Jurassic Bark" makes "Lost in Translation," Facebook stock and Tim Tebow seem correctly rated.

Just lie stiffly on the couch and think of England.

Just lie stiffly on the couch and think of England.

It's too bad Bert didn't kill himself, too, so Lane could be hangin' with Mr. Cooper.

It's too bad Bert didn't kill himself, too, so Lane could be hangin' with Mr. Cooper.

Heaven
I'm in heaven
And my heart beats so that I can hardly freak
And I seem to find the happiness that squeaks
When we're out together sexing cheek to cheek

Heaven
I'm in heaven
And my heart beats so that I can hardly freak
And I seem to find the happiness that squeaks
When we're out together sexing cheek to cheek