I misspelled Saavik. That's on me.

So, what's going on with his teeth there?
I (kinda) understand the rest of it, but the teeth situation?

JJ Trek was John B's last imax movie forever. I thought I was going to puke before or after seizuring.

Jim knocked her up and she was reassigned to a space nunnery.

What is silly is she picked the song. If Kirk was scrolling through the playlist and found it…that would at least have made some sense.

Trek really should do Heart of Darkness. But this wasn't it.

Some of that was Saavak related though. Ideally one actress for 2,3 and 6 would have added some throughline.

I noticed this as well. It rather stuck out.

I saw it in 2d: also too dark.

Yeah, but that was very Chekov. And he got tons of screen time. (Quick-someone pull up all of the Koning v Yelchin screen time stats).

That all seemed too much. At some point either the ship is a damn earthworm, or you have to assume you need all its parts. In particular, full impulse with no engineering nacelle strikes as a bridge too far.

I think you mean "rock and roll". Because it was both dumb and shittily covered.

Well, Steppenwolf, and a cover, but sure.

We have to expect that won't be in the new movie, right? I mean obviously?

This reminds me of the cue card in Orgasmo: "Degrade her more."

Is this a wallet inspection? Well then, I'm sure you'll find everything in order.

Wait, O'Neal's back newswiring?

Watch out for that guy! I think he may be more than he seems.

I kinda think the "McSweeney's" credit is made less so by the adjacent "Onion" credit.

I'll say this much for them: you hardly every hear the words "Heath Ledger" when this movie comes up.