Honestly, the thing about this that seems most infuriating to me is his pants.

What's next, a comedy about a Nazi prison camp?
[Pulled aside]
What? Really? Bing Crosby?
I'll be damned.

That's a good per-minute rate.

Ah, thanks.

Remind me how the story ends? I remember how the movie ends.

With all the respect that an Internet comment can muster:

I have repeatedly said that the first 40 minutes of 1408, like the credit sequence of Watchmen, was near perfect cinema. Thereafter, both films fell apart to a greater or lesser degree, depending on your mileage.

I totally agree.

The SENIOR vice president of product development for CBS Consumer Products?

If there are two words more perfectly placed immediately after a long pause, I don't know what they are.

Oh man, I'd LOVE to see this in 70mm.

Seriously, folks, if we want to complain about something, why don't we direct our fire toward the dipshittery of the new series going to the CBS pay service? I have no problem with CBS trying to protect their copywrites from infringement by a $500K+ movie endeavor.

—-Frank Stallone

Let's continue to fight amongst ourselves, when the real enemy is the evil corporations that gave us beloved entertainment!

1968, nerd.

That was my guess, but I could see it going the other way. SW was "new" after all, and one's mileage on Empire may vary.

Which was the great one, and which was the good one?

75-1 on Melisandre? Jesus, I'd take those odds. Teti's being kinda stupid about it (Hi Teti!) but still, I can totally see Davos cutting her head off.

As a trained lawyer, I recommend not doing that.

What's the difference between young and Hawaiian? Less hair grease and more Aloha shirt?