"From Boo to Meh: The story of the Onion AV Club"

…and it's nice to see you too.

If people walked around saying, "God, that guy reminds me of Dr. McCoy" I would consider my life a success.

I'm not saying the show will stink, I'm saying CBS is going to take a beloved property and screw it up by trying to sell something else (their service) instead of the show, in the same way that Paramount screwed up both Voyager and Enterprise with UPN or whatever. I don't know what it is about this show that makes…

Indeed. I hate new Disqus, and so I reserve my fire for special occasions.

Per the video, it's Dory.
Which is too bad, because Alia would make a good Rory.

Worst. Use. Ever.

Star Trek: So Many Meetings

Chump don' want no help, chump don't get da the help.

He's over Star Trek like I'm over the former Mrs. Barleycorn.
But I got to go—my phone's ringing and it could be her.

Serious question: Is Paramount in on this?

In context, that would make more sense.

Fringe started out terrible, but ended well. I wouldn't call it a collapse.

Where's Handlen? I want to hear from Handlen.

Its actually kinda worse now, right, because Tom Hardy looks nothing like Patrick Stewart.

If it is "CBS subscription service platform" only, then, it is not too early to tell.

Man, I just (yesterday) finished running through all 6 with the Infant Barleycorn (who is five), and this line stopped me dead in my tracks. Its like Lucas didn't even let anyone read the thing in advance.
Also: worst use of James Earl Jones ever.

Sad thing is, this was an Orgasmo joke, but it would fit right into most Game of Thrones threads.

That's really more of a Star WARS name.

Cue cards:
"Darker!"
"Grittier!"
"Degrade her more!"