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john barleycorn must diet
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I award you a 13 episode straight-to-series run, but the show will only be shown on a single TV screen accessible by renting the "Janeway Suite" at the Peoria Fantasy Inne.
And, you know, torrent.

God damn it!
Stop fucking around and give us the no bullshit Star Trek tv show we deserve.
Christ.

So, Con Man and Jessica Jones. The end.

What do I have to do to become Glamour's movie critic?
And how is the Guardian's movie critic located in Colorado?

No, one is also upsetting. Nobody orders "the pancake."

I found all of these (movies) to be disappointing. I thought the later seasons were somewhat better, though. Maybe just because its harder to get disappointed in twenty minutes of lost time than sixty.

That would never work.

Something something steamed hams.

John B loves Star Trek, and unapologetically enjoys cruises.
But, oh Good Lord, no. No no no no no.

I'm going with…no.

Rosemary, Lily and the Jack of Hearts.

Ah, the problem is you are confused.
Walter's last line occurs when he pats the stainless steel tank (leaving a bloody hand print) as he dies. That line is, "I love you, crystal methamphetamine."
Why you are confused is that he doesn't say it out loud, because he doesn't need to: the meth already knows.
The end.

Agreed (or at least a big bomb). Because otherwise that was a lot of exposition about "we can't get the metal out of the crystal" that really wasn't important.

I refer you to the Gulf of Tonkin.

I think he meant Das Boot('s practical effects) and Red October's (practical and CGI) effects hold up far better.
What I'm saying is he didn't say it the right way, but I totally agree.
Also: Das Boot is damn near perfect.

Tom Cruise as the hulking Jack Reacher.

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Both!

So, Moshe doesn't follow the Kashrut?

Luckily there is no actual cheese in it. In fact, I think it is actually spelled "chezse"