The Infant Barleycorn watches Transformers on Toons Tv on his I Pad. For free. And he's 5.

Marine epoxy. "This is glue—strong stuff."

TACTLENECK
So, was everyone wearing Nike gear? It seemed the swoosh was unnecessarily prevalent on Colson's collar.

It was pretty obvious when Bobbi said "Icers only" and Ascevedo chambered a round that his face said "fuck that, hollow points for everyone."

How this comment doesn't have 100 likes, I don't know.

What does hand selected plywood really mean? Normally, are our nation's plywood choices being dictated completely by computers?

I'm guessing the spoiler is that they are all William's hats.

I thought that was odd too. It's not ageist to say to yourself, "Good Lord, that guy's been doing the news since before I was born. I wonder how old he is."

I read it just the opposite. "I'm Simon Pegg, who is not gay. But if I was Ian McKellen, I would be gay. Which would be interesting, and different."

Wasn't he just a Norm-like character? That's totally where I'll always remember him from too.

I was trolling on Netflix one night and ran across this thing. I watched it for about an hour but it was getting quite late and I couldn't figure out if anything was ever going to happen, so I gave up on it. I'm not saying it was bad, just that it wasn't clear to me whether it would ever end up being any good.
So,…

I think you said the soft part loud and the loud part soft.

Oh, you know he was going to die. And not spectacularly, but with a surprised look on his face when he gets gut shot or gut punched or gut stabbed or gut hit-by-a-car.

Yeah, its hard to believe $100K qualifies as "King." I mean, after taxes and everything, I'd think that'd be more in the "court eunuch" range.

I thought that was part of the point. Can you see Marnie singing in front of that (type of) noise?

Describe this guitar.

Well said!
Although, Tad probably bought some California crap. Which is too sweet. Or more specifically, has insufficiently developed acidity to provide a proper balance to a residual sugar content.

To the best of my knowledge, Heston is the only person in cinematic history to literally pound sand.

I doubt there is a credible director alive or dead that wouldn't give his or her right arm to make a movie that is not quite as good as TTM or TOE.

Was there ever a more euphemistically named auto than the Hyundai Esteem?