Yeah. The Citroen really makes me think that maybe Guest isn't from around here. Like when I get emails seeking legal assistance in my "state or prefecture."

What about Strange Days?
I feel like I should go watch Strange Days again. I seem to remember it was pretty good.

Take that back. Clive is not exactly a tweaker paradise. It probably is one of the most gerrymandered suburbs in the country that strictly avoids anything remotely approaching multi-family dwellings, ESL kids or 3% FHA loans.

And if stabbed, perhaps it was only stabbed "about" the head. Pretty sure if you were stabbed "in" the back of the head, your high five days would be over.

Knock it off.

Or as accurate!

This is funny, because (as a non German speaker) I give this even odds of being accurate vs. gibberish.
Oh, those Germans. Always making us laugh.

My son is also named Bort.

Wait, though.
Does this guy's work product make any sense to you?
It would seem to me that the series of events are:
1) Wake up on duffle.
2) Be taken to platoon.
3) Training.
4) Drop on Beach.
5) Fight off the beach.
6) Countryside
7) German falls (or Louve or whatever)
Cruise interrupts the sequence at 2, to have…

I've been fairly quiet for a while now (I hate discus), but I'm amused to find you mixing it up with the hoi polloi on the boards.
Honestly, I can't remember any other reviewer getting in the fray and slugging it out like this since the heyday of Leonard Pierce (and no, that's not a Leonard-got-fired joke). Except…

I respect you're right to have an opinion, and to express it passionately.
Although, it seems to me that much of your beef (ha ha) is with the fact that you thought (or hoped) you were getting one thing (Alien prequel) and got something else (Alien universe side story). Because of all the back and forth from…

Well, you're wrong.
Ass.

No. But I am sticking to my convictions that it was a beautiful and enjoyable film. Yes, it had logic problems and could have been better. But I am glad I saw it, which I think should be the ultimate test for a movie's (critical) success.
But if you are handing out metals, I'll take one for "World's Greatest Lover."

Prometheus is a good film. I said that then, and I'm saying it now.

According to my avatar, while the Mirror universe was a parallel universe, it was not uniformly evil.

Mother fuck.

Oh, son of a bitch. I literally just made this exact joke.

John B was born in 1975 and nothing in this article makes any sense.

I wonder what something like this pays.

Oh my God, I need to find out how to short this investment immediately.