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It also makes it look terrible.

That should be the new column.

I didn't know where he was going there for a minute.  It ended ok, though.

That was a joke, son.

Fox:  Perfidy

Not really, although I'd concede some knowing conflation.

The pilot episode is a single, uninterrupted take of a solitary figure driving around the city.

Ha.

Agreed.

Ah, man.

For the record:

When John B. was a kid, I loved Sledge Hammer!  LOVED it.  I dressed up as Sledge Hammer! for Halloween.  I taped Sledge Hammer! on the VHS.  I carried a picture of Sledge Hammer! clipped from grandma's TV guide in my wallet (In a totally Platonic way.  Neither Sledge Hammer! nor John B. goes in for those backdoor

Exactly!  Exactly!

An acquaintance has two inexplicable autos:

Honestly, I've never drunk Merlot since.

Honestly, the episodes I hate the most are the ones where they have Homer or Otto or someone brazenly smoking weed.

Yeah, what's wrong with Bob's Burgers?  It seems to have a distinctive style and voice that is not at all derivative of SP or the McFarlane empire, except to the extent that all things spring from the fountainhead of Simpsonia.

I loved El Hombre Con Los Pistola De Tiro Solo Dorado!

You see, really they are three guys, who took turns writing.  I think Dean did Star Wars.