Damn straight.

If there was a Ghosts of Mars TV show, the Ice Cube character would be played by T-Dog.

You apparently don't understand the format of this column.  There's a little blurb like this every day.  EVERY DAY.

I just received Sealab yesterday from Amazon!

Pretty good main titles, no?

Cool stor…

As I was reading this (and got to the section on Armond White) I thought "I wonder what Ebert thinks of this."
 
And then I got real sad.

Captain Link Hogthrob, Miss Piggy and Dr. Julius Strangepork.

Hey, a preventative firstie!

As they say, movies should show, not tell.

I know!

Now wait a minute.

How can he sleep at night?  On a pile of money, surrounded with beautiful women.

And yet, the South Park album was pretty good.

Well it has to be, right?  I mean Archer + Justified.  How could it not be the best network.

Oh, come on.  It wasn't that obscure.  Also, you can basically get it by the context.

Ah, damn it, I was going to do this joke.  Eh, its all yours.

Actually, it was European Gigolo, the sequel.

Holy fucking shit.

By which you mean they are generally "in frame."