If you look at the :50 mark, you can see that the hammer has a sad face. He clearly gets where this whole metaphor is headed. Very sad.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We did a holiday pseudo-variety show a few years back, had some difficulties working one of the songs in, and replaced it "It Feels Like Christmas." Best decision in the whole enterprise.

Just FWIW, there is still a show at the Ryman Auditorium in Nashville on February 2nd, right? If not, then those bastards owe me my ticket money back. First no Kims, now no show?

"Hey baby - how'd you like to play stickball with Mr. Clean?"

Why so much "irony" in the Senna description? Why so ironous?

Todd Snider is The Shit. East Nashville Represent!

equals 2000 fuckpounds.

Adding to the schedule
>> And, of course, if it turns out that some show unexpectedly kicks ass, we'll add it somewhere down the line.<<

… where they're busy enacting harsh anti-immigrant legislation…

It's actually the same as the old boss.

Marathons were the greatest candy bar of all time. True Story.

B-Side?
What is this mythical "B-Side" of which you speak? Is that something on the newer iPods?

It Owns Even Less, And Is Even-More-Wacker…
… when you learn that the big worldwide premiere was held at a crummy multiplex in Nashville, so that he could set up a concert to showcase his cunt-ree music skillz after the big show.

I, for one, welcome our candy manufacturing overlords…

Idaho Beer Selection
My fave part about "MOPI" was when the Falstaff stand-in kicked off one of their beach parties by lugging in cases of Falstaff beer. Bring back the 'Staff!

Yeah, it's almost as bad as the Muppet above it…

James Taylor, Schmames Schmaylor. As long as we can all just can the nonsense and agree that Maggie G. is totally and unquestionably hot. Were it not for the posting rules, I would even go so far as to hypothesize on her high level of coitability. Unquestionably high, is the answer.

Gilbert and Louis
I loved their first movie, but I thought the sequels were completely uninspired; especially starting with the third one, when Anthony Edwards stopped showing up altogether…

RIP
A 21-"Machine Gun" salute to you, Mr. Miles. And Godspeed.