H to He?
And here I thought that was the appropriate library shelf where you could check out this bad boy on vinyl… I should have checked the card closer. Is this the Biography section? Damned Dewey Decimal…

Last… sigh…
"Go back to sleep, Bob."

I used to love him when he was playing with the Braves. I just couldn't deal with him as a Dodger. Shame about his dip-related throat cancer, though; seemed like a nice enough guy.

not any more.

No, no, no… that's a still from "Wizard of Oz." Apparently not such an urban legend, after all…

I thought first rule of Elf Culture
was you don't talk about Elf Culture…

Lisa Bonet's Acted Got Stolded by Angenlina?
Wait… Brad Pitt's black? And Jewish? Weird…

Puppet Show?
Well, it would depend - is Spinal Tap opening the show?