I think you're talking about the sequel. In Amazing Fantasy 15, Dawes saves him from failed firsties.

EDIT: FUCK DOUBLE POSTS!

@GoodShotLeibovitz:disqus, just because I'm famous doesn't mean you have to announce my presence…. but it totally does…

Hey, Woody! What was it like to smoke weed with Bill Murray on the set of Zombieland?

That's all fine and dandy but why did they use a photo of Gandalf?

If you think her grill is bad, you should see her vagina!

Solution: We combine the stories of RoboCop and Noah

Meanwhile, Al Pacino looks to have bought himself a wig and spent some time at Burning Man.

No. It was directed by the hand of Zeus… and the penis of Ron Jeremy…

Hey, there are plenty of exotic beauties in Margaritaville… They're all just Russian women…

I'd buy it only if RoboCop goes on a racially inclined rampage and kills "gooks" instead of criminals.

If you pretend that the horses are dragons, the show is much more entertaining. To do this, I recommend a hefty dose of mescaline.

He looks like if Superman and Jeffrey Dahmer shit out a bastard child.

Man, for a second I was afraid the day was going to end with my childhood still intact…

It seems like everybody is coming back this season. I caught a glimpse of Kenny's "brother." Hell, even The Body is making an appearance!

That's offensive @avclub-e77c7b588569860fddcbe6e3d528295d:disqus. How dare you compare her to New Girl!

My brain was telling me to let it go.  My jolly roger (my penis) was telling me I got five minutes til somebody calls the cops so just go ahead…

We're talking away
I don't know what
I'm to say I'll say it anyway
Today's another day to find you
Shying away
I'll be coming for your love, OK?

@avclub-e66328e6839ea98e7ac56275a549d89e:disqus, surprisingly the deluxe version of my comment received an early debut. It features previously unreleased comments such as:

I'd like to try to exchange my walkman radio for an ipod at her Best Buy and get laughed out of the store.