@scotteb, when you strike through something, it means what you wrote should be disregarded.

Depends on the Kris Kristofferson we're talking about.

I like to use bold and underline and italics too because it makes my writing seem much more important!

I prefer the term bang-worthy 

"Now, laughing on ecstasy as the world melts around you because of the sonorous tones of sheer aural beauty resultant of Dawes.."

And living up to its name, Troll Face: The Movie won't be a movie at all. It'll be a 2 hour long experimental exercise in which we see a man defecate onto his own balls (which can be done if they're big and/or sweaty enough).

I just can't wait until 4chan becomes a TV network! 

Don't be too quick to assume which poster is a gimmick. It could just be true…

Aren't people on AVClub already assumed to be nerds? 

I think "jungle music" is more prevalent in white suburbia than Africa. That is unless you're talking about those sounds of the jungle CDs, then you're totally right.

I think Storage Wars would have a dramatic boost in ratings if they stopped looking in regular people's storage and started looking in serial killers storage. 

Jeez, you're really harping on this Chris Hemsworth guy. Cut him some slack, all he wants to be is an actor! 

He was dead the entire time! 

Rapists confirm that they still like the first 1/2 hour of Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. They could do without the rest of the movie though. 

Plus, your head was so far up your own ass that the tie probably got a little doo-doo on it…

@wolfmansRazor:disqus, I can't make a big enough loop to tie a tie around my cock…

You mean Zach "Twosheds" Handlen isn't going to talk about sheds in the book?

One tie for each limb and your neck! 

Can I be Team Alfred Molina and still maintain my bisexuality without committing fully homo?

No.