Maybe it's because it's been so long since I've seen the first season but I don't remember Jimmy being a wishy-washy character.

I assume this is sarcasm? There's countless stories of the apprentice betraying the teacher stories. One is even mentioned in this episode when Nucky tweaks, "Et tu, Brute?" 

Now that it's over, I'm pretty pissed at the second season.

Actually, the original script that Affleck and Damon wrote involved a plot point about Damon's character being recruited as a spy for the CIA.

Already did. The Mona Lisa got a 7.2

PUT TRAILER PARK BOYS UP THERE! 

Believe me, you don't. The horrors locked away in that book should never be gazed upon by human eyes.

— Orange soda made me think of the orange on the Irish flag

You think the guy with the +500xp isn't gonna spell correctly? CUM ON! 

I like all my history to have the subtle, snarky attitude that only the British can deliver. 

"libertine lesbian Louise"

This is fine and dandy but it's missing one thing:

Freud walks into a tobacco shop and asks, "What's the biggest cigar you got!?"

I don't care how intelligent she is, does she get naked in the movie?

Is that supposed to be a fat pun!

You should also probably mention my guest appearance on Hawaii Five-O

I was quoting an episode from season 3…

What happened to the good ol' days of kids enjoying the simple things like crystal meth and unprotected sex?

Pegged? Is that supposed to be some sorta pirate joke?

I think it was originally called "The Gang Gets Successful"