I don't know, he was pretty intent on killing the waitress that one episode.

I'm glad you laughed because it let me know that it was time for me to laugh too so I laughed.

Where did he learn all that choreography!? 

It's not disgusting if it's consensual… 

I just want to say that, in their prime, Smashing Pumpkins were better than "decent".

But you have a soul…

It's not a joke to Julia Roberts. It's just a sad…

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He doesn't even use his mouth - that's too conventional. Instead, he uses his elbow and knee to apply the right amount of pressure.

Would it be in the pants region? 

@avclub-8f10547ff8e0aaf281962c83a4b71b6b:disqus, giving an explanation to the scenario would have totally taken away the joke. The whole scenario was meant to be taken as a punchline. When you give details, getting trapped in a house becomes just a plot point. That's what a typical sitcom does. There's plenty of TV…

Part of the joke is how often they yell. It isn't until they're reduced to a whisper that they (or at least Dennis) realizes how ridiculous their schemes are.

Or he doesn't mean anything he writes but deliberately goes against any common sense just to piss people off because he knows that is what people like to read…

How dare you. Collateral is a great movie. 

On the third hand, you should definitely see a doctor about fixing the extra hand. 

I share a birthday with Frank Caliendo… I lose…

Joke is on you, it's not a gimmick. 

I wonder how much air play this video is gonna get between repeat showings of Jersey Shore…

I didn't even think of making a fat joke about this person but now two people are putting the idea of it in my head.

Man, Dearly Departed Heavy D & The Boyz just doesn't have the same ring to it.