We're gradually making progress to a reading-free society. We should all be so lucky. 

If Morrissey can't stand the heat, he best get out of the kitchen and send some woman to make that sandwhich for him…

Have you ever danced with the Danson in the pale moonlight? 

George waving to the undercover cops and saying, "Hi, remember me?" was one of the funniest things in the entire series.

Before they ended up with the title Commando, they we're going to name it Weekend at Arnie's

Now we know when he was rapping:

That Tom Cruise, he's so hot right now! 

Goo-ooooooooooooo

Liberty Bell is such an under-appreciated episode.

I only appreciate boobs when they're prosthetic and worn by Tyler Goddamn Perry 

This list just goes to show how shitty music has been in the last 15 years…

Unless you're homeless, then every alley is exactly like home!

My three indigenous maidens… Haven't gotten wasted on absinthe since.

I absolutely despise Tyler Perry!

If I was a consensual recipient of gang rape, can I still go to prison?

ANY Austin Powers impression is really annoying…

What happened to good ol' steel drums and Jamaican bravado?

I miss when it came on after Eastbound & Down

I hate you

Well, with all the shady production methods you have to ask. Would Gotti want it any other way?