As long as Uwe Boll directs, we have nothing to worry about.

The Magicians is gonna be on Fox.
A Magician is gonna be on NBC.
A Few Magicians is gonna be on the CW.

I doubt the legitimacy of your title as captain, sir.

I don't know what's more taboo. Incest or Bi-racial relationships?

You're what they call an enabler.

You don't know?

I thought people hated Avatar: The Last Airbender too

I'm a little gay

Everybody this is a special occasion! This is the very first time Whitney made somebody laugh.

I was gonna make a CancerAids joke but it's too soon

I sear to God, I will spray the maniacal cream that is Steve Carrell's now hopeless career all over your firsties! 

All is lost! All is lost!

Speaking of a pencil thin mustache…..

Oh, wow. Congratulations… Looks like someone went to grad school.

@avclub-dc7008f6bd89036db2513d35ef4b537c:disqus If people were one year old when the record came out, it wouldn't be tied to their youth. YOUR LOGIC IS FLAWED, BRO!

The real question is, "Who wants another Jimmy Buffett greatest hits CD?"

People, I've been scavenging the lawless swamp lands of Florida for 20 years now. Do you chalk it up to being "cultured" or an easy going party machine?

Fruitcakes = Best Album of the 90s. 

*CLASSIC MOVIE TRAILER VOICE*

I assume this is rhetorical…