We're gonna need a bigger burrito.

Yeah, I think I'm pretty much done with Schmidt after that scene. If that girl had been sitting across from me, I would've been like, "Cece who?"

I always get Scarlet Street and Woman in the Window confused because I watched both around the same time, and I think they share a lot of the same actors. Anyway, I think Woman in the Window is the one that — SPOILER ALERT — was "all a dream," which kind of winds up tainting my memory of Scarlet Street by association.

It's my turn to use the umbrella!

It's my turn to use the umbrella!

Not sure if you'll actually see this, but . . . I think the best place to start is with her short stories. Pick up The Safety of Objects or Things You Should Know, and if you like those, maybe work backward through her novels. Most of her novels I've found to be pretty underwhelming, but I just finished this one and…

Not sure if you'll actually see this, but . . . I think the best place to start is with her short stories. Pick up The Safety of Objects or Things You Should Know, and if you like those, maybe work backward through her novels. Most of her novels I've found to be pretty underwhelming, but I just finished this one and…

I remember watching this in college after I first saw Amadeus, strictly for the Elizabeth Berridge shower scene. The rest of the movie didn't really do much for me. I just remember everything being really dark and hard to make out, but it could have been because of a muddy VHS transfer. Watching it on blu-ray will no…

I remember watching this in college after I first saw Amadeus, strictly for the Elizabeth Berridge shower scene. The rest of the movie didn't really do much for me. I just remember everything being really dark and hard to make out, but it could have been because of a muddy VHS transfer. Watching it on blu-ray will no…

It's never wise to count the Cardinals out. After seeing them in last year's World Series and then against the Nats this year, I think they're just fucking with the other teams. They'll be down by a few runs tonight, the Giants will be within one out of winning, then the Cards will come storming back and take the…

It's never wise to count the Cardinals out. After seeing them in last year's World Series and then against the Nats this year, I think they're just fucking with the other teams. They'll be down by a few runs tonight, the Giants will be within one out of winning, then the Cards will come storming back and take the…

From what I remember of Giles Goat-Boy, which I was never able to finish, all the characters were pretty grotesque. That book just made me feel dirty.

From what I remember of Giles Goat-Boy, which I was never able to finish, all the characters were pretty grotesque. That book just made me feel dirty.

I read this about 10 years ago, and while I remember the abortion, I don't remember anyone having sex with a chicken. It's certainly a lot different than Barth's other books (though I never read The Floating Opera), but I much prefer his short stories to his novels.

I read this about 10 years ago, and while I remember the abortion, I don't remember anyone having sex with a chicken. It's certainly a lot different than Barth's other books (though I never read The Floating Opera), but I much prefer his short stories to his novels.

"To Nick Miller, future star of the film adaptation of Crankshaft"

"To Nick Miller, future star of the film adaptation of Crankshaft"

And on the 8th day, God created . . . Kris Medlen.

And on the 8th day, God created . . . Kris Medlen.

OK, so apparently they post the job ad for the new nurse, get a bunch of resumes, and hold a series of interviews for the position all in the same day, and all before the old nurse has even been fired. This was all supposed to take place in one day, right? Did that not bother anyone else? And then they just completely…