Look, everyone! Andrew Breitbart is back from the dead.

I loved Andy Daly's cheerful line reading of "oh boy, here I go killing again".

Quantico
Grandfathered
The Grinder
Limitless
Undateable

I honestly can't tell the 2 of you apart half the time because I don't go by height or age, I go by the amount of pain in my ass.

There's no room for The Americans with superior shows like House of Cards and Downton Abbey in the way. **dismissive wanking motion**

This movie is going to be 6 hours long.

The AV Club
really beats the old slave labor camp

I've called this assembly to announce my retirement effective as of the end of this sentence…this sentence I'm speaking…right now…period.

So when does The Sopranos get good? I finally started watching it this weekend and I'm through 7 episodes. I liked the first few episodes but these last few have been really dragging. Also, every single child actor on this show is godawful and very little on tv/film grates me more than bad child acting.

The baby looked at you?

Bill Simmons is rolling in his grave right now.

still better than Breitbart commenters

This is a piping hot take. Might wanna let it cool on the windowsill so no one burns themselves.

Just wanna remind everyone that the AV Club failed to review My Name is My Name.

"Momma I'm So Sorry" is my favorite track from HHNF but I can't argue with your assessment of it not being in the top 5. Every song is so great that I can't fault someone for having a different opinion. That's what makes the album a classic.

I'll get it from your parents!

You're gorgeous. You know that, don't you?

I'll watch anything Moira Walley-Beckett creates. She wrote "Ozymandias" for Christ's sake.

Starland Vocal Band? They suck!

Damn straight, Troy my man.