Your reviews are great, you know that? Very great. I'd slit my wife's throat to read your reviews.

I love that everyone calls him Ernie but Chuck is such a stuffed shirt he still calls him Ernesto.

I get the feeling Jimmy is gonna hire or at least try to him sometime in the future.

I hope we see Jimmy get into some bird law before the series is over.

The Gang has done a lot of despicable things over the years but Mac being a secret Cowboys fan might be the worst.

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I was worried this episode was just going to be a rehash of "Mac and Dennis Break Up" with Mac and Dennis falling into old married couple tropes but things took an incredibly dark turn to say the least. I was cackling like a madman through the whole episode.

I feel like Mad Max needs to be on here. Pick any of em, there's about 5. My personal favorite is the one with "Dies Irae" but any of them could make this list.

It may be the biggest upset in MMA history but it isn't near Tyson/Douglas. A $100 bet on Holm would've netted you $700 to $900 (depending on when and where you made your bet). Tyson/Douglas was such a mismatch that most bookmakers weren't even offering odds. The Mirage, the only book in Vegas taking bets on the…

Give the reviewer a break, it's his first day.

fired, blunder, etc.

switch three and four and my list is the exact same.

I sqaunched myself today
To see if I still squanch
I focus on the sqaunch
The only thing that's squanch

fuck all these negative comments, football is back. I'm gonna push all the bad thoughts about brain injuries to the back of my mind. I'm gonna gamble with way more money than I actually have. I'm gonna root for my team way too hard and be irrationally angry when they lose. I'm gonna get drunk and spend 9 hours in…

I can't see a melodica without thinking about this: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I can't believe how good this show is. I never thought a show could knock The Simpsons off the perch of being my favorite TV comedy ever, but if R&M keeps this level of quality up for another 50 episodes or so I'll have no problem calling it the best ever.

I love how Photography Raptor never spoke and just occasionally took pictures.

wubba lubba dub dub!
rikki tikki tavi, bitch!
and that's the waaaaaaay the news goes!
hit the sack, jack!
uh oh, somersault jump!
AIDS!
and that's why I always say "shum shum shlipidy dop!
grass…tastes bad!
no jumpin in the sewer!
burger time!
rubber baby bagy bumpers!
lick lick lick my balls!

A- is a fair grade. It was a fantastic episode of television, but after the comments on last week's review from people that had watched the leak saying it might be the best episode they've made I was a little disappointed. Maybe my expectations were too high, but in terms of just pure comedy this wasn't even one of…

I saw someone post on twitter that Kasich seemed like he was the only sane and rational person up there and that he'll finish dead last in the polls because of that.