I don't even own a concussion!

To make it tolerable you can play a drinking game where you drink every time Berman says "back". You'll be incapacitated within 20 minutes and you won't have to endure Berman anymore.

But Rick and Morty didn't get nominated so the whole category is meaningless.

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The review "Tweets Enjoyed by All" speaks for itself.

Kruger, you couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe….I lost my train of thought.

That's a hefty fuckin fee.

How treasonous is it to watch a soccer game involving France and Germany on America's birthday?

Thanks for the heads up. I'll check that out.

Not only has it started, they're already almost done with season 2. They've been showing new episodes daily, Monday through Friday.

Has anyone else been watching Metastasis? I don't know Spanish but it's been a lot of fun to watch. I knew the first few episodes were going to follow the plot of the original but I had no idea the whole thing was going to be exactly the same. They haven't deviated from a single plot point. As far as I can tell, they…

The right argues countless annoying things but "tolerate my intolerance" might be the worst of the bunch.

I'm having a hard time thinking of a GOP nominee that wouldn't get slaughtered. Rand Paul would alienate the moderate GOP. Rick Perry is Rick Perry. Ted Cruz looks like a fucking muppet. Chris Christie seems like a viable candidate but he's the kind of guy who seems like a cool dude when you meet him but gradually…

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Blundering numskullery

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I just want to take this opportunity to say that "I believe that we will win" is an awful chant. Granted, it's better than just yelling "U-S-A", but Americans are still well behind the rest of the world when it comes the shouting things in unison.

This whole thing was doomed from the start. If the best shows (Breaking Bad and Mad Men) actually made it to the finals then people would complain about how unnecessary this was. If those shows didn't make it then all we'd get was complaints about how the AV Club is full of contrarians.

Calm down, @avclub-78d66e7514954eb0c2a6a7067a792d66:disqus. You're going to give yourself skin failure.

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You took four years of my life and I want them back…..Oh, I'd only waste them anyway.

Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?