It'll all be worth it if Girls beats Breaking Bad. That will be a comments section for the ages.

Oh wow, the Shop Boyz. I completely forgot they were a thing until you mentioned them.

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You are hearing me talk.

I thought we were calling that game "La Roja Wedding".

The average sports fan has always been pretty terrible but it's in a really bad place right now with people making fun of injuries. Derrick Rose and Greg Oden jokes are everywhere and as a Rockets fan I've had to endure a lot of Yao Ming jokes as well. It's kind of gross. Criticize players all you want for things they…

I'll be rooting for Mexico but probably not for long if they continue to play the way they've played over the past year and a half.

Did Machado ever explain why he got so angry because someone had the gall to tag him?

It's absurd the way Lebron is picked apart. He's the defending 2-time champ and has made 4 straight finals appearances and people still treat him like he's done nothing. I just don't get it. The Decision was a misstep but there's way too much hate for just that to be it.

Wilst thou grant me thine dainty hoof in marriage?

I pass by MacArthur Park everyday on my way to work and it always makes me think of this episode.

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I can't remember when I've heard a funnier anecdote. Now you tell one.

Watch out, Laszlo Panaflex!

*raises glass* Yeah!

We're going out, Marge. If we don't come back, avenge our deaths.

"Your famous film. The one you destroyed before the trial and haven't been able to find a copy of since. Oh yes, that film."

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Those liberal freaks go too far

NEVER

That's basically where I'm at with superhero movies. I'll see them if reviews and word of mouth buzz are good and avoid them if they're not. It's a strategy that allows me to watch things like Cap America 2 and the new X-Men and to not waste my time with stuff like Spiderman 2.

Someone else said "radical"? I say "radical". That's my thing that I say. I feel like I'm gonna explode here!