I rarely cry but watching that Derek Redmond clip makes me bawl like a fucking baby every time I see it.

I probably saw this 15 times in middle and high school. This movie, October Sky, and Remember the Titans were the go-to movies when a teacher had nothing planned for the day.

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"Mortgage Crisis", "Intervention", "Waitress is Getting Married", "World Series Defense", "Wrestles for the Troops", "Kitten Mittens", "DENNIS System", "Write a Movie", "Reignites the Rivalry". Season 5 is a goddamn treasure.

This post was way to coherent. If you really want me to believe you you're going to need to misspell words and randomly write WORDS in all-caps for EMPHASIS. Because that how you MAKE A POINT!!!11!!11

What about his VORP?

Why the hell is only season 1 on Netflix? I've been watching this show for about 6 months and I really wanna get caught up but the only way to get older non-season 1 episodes is by DVRing the reruns which are never in any type of order. I had no idea what the significance of the sword was in tonight's episode or why…

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This wasn't very good but I did laugh pretty hard at Burns' sketches.

2033 Week will allow us to talk about how bad the 45th season of The Simpsons is.

There was a very mixed reaction to the Schaeffer plantation episode. A lot of people felt it was too cartoonish, even for this show, and I totally agree. Still, I loved every minute of it. It was so strange, almost surreal. I had no idea what I was watching and it completely drew me in. I've never seen anything on…

The jetpack face off absolutely killed me. That's the kind of scene you can only find on this show.

Guy Young has been a great villain. Watching him transform into a complete sociopath over this season has been fantastic to watch.

It just shows how hard it is to predict who is going to be good before the season starts. Texans/Colts seemed like a great game but now you've got a really good 5-2 team going against a team with an undrafted rookie at QB.

Bart the Lover had heart, but Football in the Groin had a football in the groin.

The best thing about turning the clocks back is the extra hour of drinking. I get to drink myself stupid and I get an extra hour to do it? It's the alcoholic Christmas.

So instead of 3rd season Simpsons we get 22nd season Simpsons? That's like going to a restaurant that promises the best steak in town but instead all you get is a swift kick to the groin.

That's some nice flutin', boy.

You've been making an idiot out of yourself!

I'd like to give a big congrats to the Red Sox for their World Series victory and an even bigger fuck you to the sports media for making the win at Fenway a big deal. "This is their first World Series win in Boston since 1918". Fuck off. My team (Astros) has never won a championship and now I'm supposed to believe…