That's what threw me off. I got it right but it took me about 10 or 15 seconds because my brain is only thinking about one or two word answers when it comes to this show.

I've felt like that for years and I'm only 25.

The title of this gave my an idea for a movie about a group of guys who have no reason left to live so they go to Vegas to kill themselves in the most Vegas-y way possible. One of them could hang himself from the top of the Stratosphere Hotel. Another could gorge himself to death at one of Vegas' many fine buffets.…

Again, the joke isn't the blackface. It's that the characters think blackface is acceptable. I see Mac and Dee in blackface and I don't say to myself "haha, they look like black people". I say "haha, these people are idiots". Now, if you think blackface is never acceptable under any circumstance then I understand. I…

Damn, you're right. "P. Diddy-style shrimping vessel", "the implication", and Dee dancing like one of those crazy inflatable guys are enough by themselves to make that episode a classic.

The joke isn't on you. The joke is on the characters. This is a show where one of the characters has a system to manipulate women into loving them only see he can sleep with them and leave them forever. This same character also bought a boat so he could take women out to sea and they'd be forced to sleep with him…

I wouldn't mind them taking shots at current events if they weren't so damn lazy. This really has been a terrible season.

Stopping at season 5 would mean missing out on "Mac's Big Break", "Who got Dee Pregnant?", "Dee Reynolds: Shaping America's Youth", "Charlie Kelly: King of the Rats", "Dee Gives Birth"; and those are just classic episodes from season six.

There's not a bad season in the bunch and there's lots of callbacks, especially in the later seasons, so just start from the beginning.

NBA! NBA!! NBA!!! BASKETBALL IS BACK!!!!
Finals prediction: Rockets over Bulls.

I AM THE ONE WHO LIFTS
*picks up Jesse then spins*

It was inconsistent, but so was NTSF in it's first season and we've seen how great that's become. I still have high hopes for Newsreaders.

I thought about it a lot afterwards too. Mostly about how much I hated.

Couldn't be worse than Freeman. Hell, Johnny Unitas's corpse is probably better than Freeman at this point.

They're naked bodies flailing around before going limp and floating off into space makes me laugh til I'm in tears every time I watch it.

What the hell is this? Some kinda tube?

Tonight I say we need to move forward. Not backward, upward, not forward. And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!

2-whatever) Everything that isn't Citizen Kang
1) Citizen Kang

I'm really glad they've already toned her down. She was easily my least favorite character over the first few episodes but she's been great in the last two.

Blue-eyed Stevie might be weirder looking than bald-headed Stevie. That was terrifying and hilarious at the same time.