Behind these doors, a federal judge will ladle out steaming bowls of rich, creamy justice in a case the media have dubbed "Beat-Up Waiter." This reporter suggested "Waitergate", but was howled down at the press club. Now, it's illegal to televise court proceedings in this state, so we'll have to be quiet.

come back here! I'm not through demeaning you!

CHOWDAH

That loss was a triple punch to the gut for me. First off, the Spurs without Ginobili and a less than 100% Parker was easily the best matchup out of SA, OKC, and DEN. Second, two months ago I bet my friend, who's a Lakers fan, money on who would finish with the higher seed. And worst of all, I live in San Antonio and…

feast your ears on this Spin Doctors mix

That opera was as lousy as it was brilliant.

so no Dawes review?

Community doesn't need a 5th season. Not because of plotting but because of quality.

I didn't do it!

Thank god the writers had the sense to only use him a few times. A lesser show would've run his joke into the ground.

HELLO JOE

All right you little punks: pick up your freakin ears becuase I'm only gonna say this once. From now on things are gonna be very, very different around here….with your new principal Ned Flanders!

"I knew the dog before he came to class." -Milhouse, the original hipster.

holy shit, memories into a skull. that…that's simultaneously the best and worst thing I've ever heard.

Oh, you have got to be kidding me. First you think of an idea that has already been done. Then you give it a title nobody could possibly like. Didn't you think this through……was on the best seller list for 18 months. Every magazine cover had……most popular movies of all-time, sir. What were you thinking?!

anyone who doesn't vote for the greatest episode of Futurama ever created deserves to have their hands chopped off and replaced with hands that don't function as well.

so Asian women turn into Kim Jong Il after menopause?

I'm giving this episode my lowest grade ever: seven thumbs up.

Brawndo's got what plants crave.

Without a Mayor Quimby, our town would really stink
We wouldn't have a tire yard, or midsize roller rink
We wouldn't have our gallows, or shiny bigfoot trap
It's not the Mayor's fault that the stadium collapsed