cargo shorts/pants are very useful for cigarette smokers such as myself.

I love that there's no reaction from the audience until that very last "vast".

I really should stop fantasizing about Lee Majors.

This episode features the first of two Egg Advisory Council jokes in the series' history, further proving why this is the greatest television show of all-time.

Radioactive Man as Milhouse's stunt double.

Excuse me, is there an Orange Julius on this floor?
I'll sell you this one, it's almost full.
Well, why don't I drink out of a toilet bowl.
He'll be back.

BAHAHAHAHA! The boot kicked Bart! It kicked him right in the butt!

The only reason Twitter was made was for The Iron Sheik. #TeamSheikie

Maybe Peggy gets a cell phone. Has Don ever owned a bear?

I saw it coming.

And just like Community's season premiere review that was posted early we're gonna have to go to page fucking 6 just to talk about the episode because of all the comments between now and when the show airs.

If this review is up then that must mean it's Sunday, which means I shouldn't be at work, which means I'm going home.

Seems a little early for this.

"He looks like someone who could use a swift punch to the face."

This is Real Neil with the pipes of steel signing off with the smooth sounds of Daybreak.

My parents once jokingly told my brother and I that they were getting divorced.

I'm an Astros fan and I was actually rooting for the perfect game to happen. I mean, perfect games are awesome and it's not like that loss was gonna fuck up the Astros non-existent playoff chances.

8=====D ~~~

who would've thought that a receding hairline would be the thing to make me feel sorry for Pete Campbell?

I was gonna call bullshit on calling Bridesmaids "one of the finest film comedies of the last 10 years" but then I thought about the last 10 years of comedic films and suddenly had no argument.