"Soviet Union? I thought you guys broke up."
"That's just what we wanted you to think!"

I don't think so, stupid!

The all….ighty….ollar? Oh, I get it.

Surely you can't be serious.

I can take or leave his acting but FurtureSex/LoveSounds is a great album, and I rarely listen to pop music.

You would think a super intelligent race capable of interstellar space travel would at least have some kind of suit that would repel water. It wouldn't even have to be high-tech. They could make it out of fucking trash bags or something.

GIVE ME 700 KRUSTY BURGERS

trenchant insight

Ray Lewis can burn in hell, plus I have money on New England so the choice is easy. Go Pats!

This opera is as lousy as it is brilliant.

You gotta pay the troll toll if you wanna get into that boy's hole
You gotta pay the troll toll to get in

The Federal Highway Commission has ruled the Canyero unsafe for highway or city driving.

I shouldn't have stopped for that haircut.

@avclub-9c3508e704aa16945cf79b05af57848c:disqus Some sort of fish fetish wouldn't be that absurd in a story this crazy.

Thanks for the advice. I'll remember to keep my mouth shut about The Venture Brothers whenever that comes back. *ducks tomato*

I've heard this theory bounced around and it makes sense. I doubt his Mormon parents would approve and football has rarely been friendly to homosexuality. It's sad that in this day and age he'd have to go through this elaborate of a charade to cover his sexuality but he has all the reason to to.
Still, if it was a…

This may get me kicked out of the AV Club but I never thought Archer was that great. I watched the first 2 seasons and thought it was a pretty funny. I'd chuckle a few times an episode and smile fairly regularly, but I found the laugh out loud moments to be few and far between. When the 3rd season came around I just…

I've come to the conclusion that he's either a simpleton or a complete sociopath. There is no middle ground. Either he took every word of some stranger on the internet  as gospel or he fabricated a lie about having a girlfriend and made it gigantic by having her die in a tragic way and then gaining publicity from it.…

Considering it's a spin-off of Childrens Hospital and there's a great writing staff I don't see how it couldn't be good.

I've done P90X and just finished Insanity. Now I'm looking for a new workout program. Suggestions, anyone?