DONKEY TEETH

Oh, you'll pay. Don't think you won't pay!

I find it laughable that some people still see him as some kind of action star.

Sean O'Neal is not a robot. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a robot, but he is NOT a porn star.

Louis CK looked so uncomfortable the one and only time they showed him. I imagine having to sit through that whole show was his version of hell.

I'm 4 beers in, Tina Fey looks great, and I've just come to the realization that I've wasted my life.

I'm not really gonna get drunk and watch this, am I? Has my life come to this?

Springfield will have its first annual "Do What You Feel" Festival this Saturday, whenever you feel like showing up. It'll be a welcome change from our annual "Do As We Say" Festival started by German settlers in 1946.

Springfield will have its first annual "Do What You Feel" Festival this Saturday, whenever you feel like showing up. It'll be a welcome change from our annual "Do As We Say" Festival started by German settlers in 1946.

Miller, I can't stand the sound of your voice.

WE LIKE ROY! WE LIKE ROY! WE LIKE ROY!

@avclub-fec1b8d3fbc08f27a84e5a334d45bb5a:disqus Ric Flair has been doing it for 108 years

Holy Motors was a brisk 115 minutes.

shame on a nigga for not knowing the answer to that question.

Oh no you don't. That trampoline is mine! **runs @avclub-c98389ee0e2ffdf95aee68056eca9a37:disqus's car off the road**

I saw the trailer for Scary Movie 5 yesterday and there had to have been 10+ nut shots in it. Just awful.

I saw the trailer for Scary Movie 5 yesterday and there had to have been 10+ nut shots in it. Just awful.

No, the PTA has not disbanded!

No, the PTA has not disbanded!

The worst had to have been seeing the trailer for Step Up Revolution right before I watched The Master.