*exhales weed smoke*

You clearly dont understand math.

See the two negatives, jesus and fracking, cancel out and leave an x.

But jesus fracking christmas is a sight for all.

I wouldnt touch that pole up your ass with a ten foot pole.

Fetus strength

Putting the x back in xmas

Sounds like a liberal's wet dream

You can hate pink floyd all you want but to put them anywhere near the," bluh" of the doors is just rude.

They have a series of plays where he throws it to himself that they have been waiting all season to try.

And what do you call that finishing move?

Buffets. And I call them buffet pants.

If I had two bullets and was in a room with hitler, bin laden, and toby, I would shoot toby twice.

What do you do for fun?

A Golden Taint is hardly a diss. That just means it will get more attention.

is what I say to every prostitute.

The sweet and sticky dream was nothing that I needed.

He still had plenty of vaginal thinner though.

More like the start of a poop chute.

The emo dave matthews sound of mumfords and sons is a hit with the kids