Or an automatic voice machine

This article succeeded in adding a slightly interesting aspect to these otherwise forgettable Marvel movies.

Hired!

You hated Into Darkness? It wasn't the greatest but hardly an example of truly bad.

Wick 2: Puppy Candle

Persuasive.

Replace dark with light and lighter with saber! It's like poetry; it rhymes.

I can't get away from Taylor Swift. Hatesong!

Funny and depressing at the same time.

You misspelled "crave"

They're all the same. I now forget what they were about only days after seeing them. Did I even see Ultron? … oh ya, that's right.

His response to #11 was the best.

Watching that trailer is like tripping on acid.

Ooo! Good one! Ewok paws for good luck being sold at the local market. Ewok stew, a delicacy!

Jar Jar was mostly soft tissue. Once that decays away how would the bleached white bones be recognizable? I'd rather see his head floating in a jar in some villain's underground hideout.

Restraint? Like ten thousand lens flares? I dearly hope those and the zooms are kept to a minimum.

I love Darth Bane but that's an ancient prequel. I'd much rather have that than a damn Boba Fett fan film.

The only real damage the prequels did to diminish the future was the midichlorians and turning darth vader into a whiny little bitch, both of which can be easily ignored.

Actor holds brush up to framed signed print like he was caught in the act of painting it.

Bah! Stupid monkey!