That's strange….
… everything was crossed-out, but now it's not.

Hmmm…
Tuesday night I said "I can see why KLC is still around. She would have done SO well from 1985-1997, peaking around '92 or '93, as long as she did syrupy ballads." Then she went home.

Poor Ryan….
I knew he'd be the one leaving when they went straight to him after showing the Lisa/Dale fight. What do Ryan and his yoga-esque stretching have to do with this feud? Nothing, the producers just wanted to let you know he was going home…

You know…
… I have a Cruella doll that looks like Victoria Beckham - same piggy-nose and everything.

Wait -
There's such a thing as "widespread appeal" for starring in a fucking CHIPMUNK movie? Tina, I know what you have to do - "Harry and the Hendersons: When Harry Humped Sally."

Hmm…
I've agreed with Syesha's acting her way through Tuesday's, but this week I think it was one Mr. Cook who took the prize for "Best Actor."

Oh my…
I picked the bottom three! Holy hell.
I said before Tuesday's show was over that the bottom would be Carly, Michael, and Syesha and (for once) I was right!
Michael got that bad first-off spot that — when you have it — you're not supposed to sing anything too fast or too powerful. Sucks for him.
I/H/D/N.

He said "Taylor."

Hallelujah!
Kudos to ME for picking two songs I would have done and then having both used on this episode. The songs? Judy and Carole, of course!

Shouldn't it say -
… "AN 'Angelina Jolie'," rather than "a"???

Did anyone note that -
… it's Aisha TYLER???

Poor Ramiele (how many times can I say THAT?)
Shoot, I meant Bonnie Tyler (/Nikki French). Paula totally bashed her when she was complimenting Carly. Ouch.

But I like hours-old…
… PANCAKES!

I/H/D/N.
So Simon doesn't like songs about birds… does that mean I shouldn't sing "Maybe Sparrow" for my audition? What about "Lullaby of Birdland," still a no? Damnit…

Whose face are you talking about? You better not be talking about mine! Like Mo'nique says "life is painful… it uses no Vaseline (when it bends you over)" and I will use no Vaseline when I rip out your pubic-weave!

Before I forget again, let me say that last night I realized Chikezie is the black version of Big Brother 9's Ryan (and vice versa). They are identical, except for skin color.

I guess I'm just watching Carly and Ramiele next-week, too!
This is just because I said I hate the Beatles, godfuckingdamnit. Did you see Danny Noriega in the audience? Hmm, hmm? I did.
Why did they have to point out that Jason Castro's friends were "from college"? Are they afraid we think he's just a pothead? Jeffery…

Personally, I hate the Beatles….
… but I digress. I didn't even watch the second hour at all, and only watched Ramielle and Carly Smithson's performances from the first hour. Poor Carly, Ryan made her pull out the ol' pot of good Irish luck when he baited her into saying she had to buy potatoes at the store…. Carly,…

It's not my fault the AV Club isn't covering this season of Survivor! Go complain to the overlords!

And lest I forget again….
… I think Simon felt bad that Danny was eliminated, but I think he's happy because now they can have a raunchy affair in the Hollywood Hills….