It just won't be the same….
You were what cemented the bond I have with this site, being that you were the first thing I always rushed to everytime I received the AV Club newsletter. Congratulations, Madame Gillette. That's not too shabby for a girl from the bayou. I'll miss you.

Fabulous
…. firstie. Good job.

It was all RuPaul's fault….
… that Anthony got sent home. She too had a sassy kind-of ghetto plus sized African American. But that;s not why - it's because Anthony blamed his misfortunes on Beyonce, which cause Tyra Sanchez to unleash her fury. He never had a chance….

So are ManMacarons made from
… the delicate virgin sperm of schoolboys? It's just so European and high class.

I always feel bad for the horse….. I mean, he's a REALLY fat man.

My favourite is the one with the man talking to himself in the plate glass window about his lack of penile skills…. then he and the doctor do a "bro-hug" and he buys his wife flowers. Poor lady, she doesn't even know it's just because he wants to get it up and get it on….

I absolutely
Love the idea of this. When do I get to star in the premiere season of "Drag Queens Undressed"? It's like "Jersey Shore," but with Drag Queens.

It's a sad commentary on this "cultural landmark" when
… there are only 49 comments, and it's nearly a week out of the gate!

How could you forget…
… Mystique, who is the most badass of all the X-Men (unless we're talking about Dark Phoenix, but even then…..)

That's because RuPaul's Drag Race is elven million times better! TV CLub (and Amelie or Ms. Zulkey, in particular) should cover it…..

But, Amelie….
She will be your hero, baby,
She will [ghost] whisper away your pain,
She will stand by you foreverrrrrr,
It doesn't even matter if death takes your breath away…. (oh yeah).

Gah!
He is so not a Jew.
Say it with me: "Moi" as in 'koi' "Sha" as in 'shut up'!

Frankenturkey!!!!
Anyone remember BoneChillers????

No-one cares anymore, but I forgot to mention the world of Amelie. Any of Jean-Pierre Jeunet's films, really, just for the stylistic reasons.

Ah, finally!
The first thing that popped in my head was also Papen County. Who wouldn't want to dress so stylishly and live in the modern world, but without all the aggrevation of certain technological devices? I would gladly order a vegan ("No lard, Ned, please use vegetable shortening!") pie.

I'm sorry to mention this….
but I found myself saying - aloud - "wow, Syesha thankfully hasn't done that baby cry in a long time." That was on Tuesday, and I immediately thought "Shit - I've jinxed us all."

But…
Every AirBud dog is dead - so are half the Snow Buddies.

Speaking of Gayken…
I couldn't help but laugh uncomfortably every time they showed what he looks like - ahh!

Woe is for me!!!!
I found myself shocked at the bottom two, but not so much as I would have expected to be. I knew my beloved Carly was to be axed - damnit.
ALW was truly quite adorable; it would have been nice to have seen more of him, and less of Leona Lewis (who I'm sure would have been eliminated were she a…

Well….
I think this was Syesha's best performance - but it's just the queer in me.
I enjoyed Brooke's double-take, as it showed some personality, and I thought it might even have been intentional.
Archie can't live up to Sarah Brightman's version (but who can? Haylie Westenra sure lived up to Brightman's version of "Pie…