Hmm.
George knows what he's getting for Barbara!!!!

Sorry, I didn't read the whole thing, but…
… it appears she's doing something naughty in that first pic., which is so obviously why you chose it.

Thanks a bunch!
All you mentioning "Geek Love" gives me a case of Fan 3!!!

Umm….
Why is it cheese-flavored? Doesn't cheese already HAVE flavor? Are you tricking me into eating cardboard and mouse droppings again? Alright, but this is the last time!

How cute!
I love that the Times even includes what suitcase they hold, so that I know who I'm looking at when I blow my brains out because now that the writer's strike is over I have no more Howie Mandel to look forward to. He is God, and Clay Aiken is the Virgin Mary.

Don't worry, my dear Amelie…
… it's not as though the baby actually sleeps there. It sleeps with the nanny… in the basement…. between the Whirlpool washer and dryer, by BEHIND the garbage-cans filled with dirty cat litter and empty bleach bottles.

No, Amelie…
… it was "FeroshA CouturA" - beware, or Christian may get you with his fierceness!!!

What, no Princess Leia?
Why'd they show all these other motherfuckers, but they won't show the Princess Leia girl? She was so cute!

Woman Pictured Above…
I was not at all surprised when my closed captioning said (before the commercial break, before she tried out) "Will she be able to RACK up a golden ticket."
I was disappointed Ryan just (seemed to have) said "make it through."

Cotton.
Do you have any idea, whatsoever, how much it absolutely KILLED me that they left just ONE yard of cotton hanging there? Even if they weren't going to use it (I think only that "fierce" Christian used it for that weird cumberbund of bland), would somebody just take the fucking shit?!

I'm quite late to the game, but…
When he kills himself, will he be called a "HANGING Chad?" - Oh, gosh! I just crack myself up….

Christian
I loathe the fact that he is always right when it comes to him staying - why can't he be right when it comes to him LEAVING?

Hosts.
On these hosts alone, this show is dead already. Nicki Taylor's voiceover sounded like something from a Saturday morning special on The Learning Channel, and Tyson Beckford is far too boring as a host. Face it, even Heidi Klum isn't THAT exciting - that's why they limit how often you see her on the show…

Elisa's Head Injury
That's how you could tell she was going to be eliminated - reality shows follow a formula called "Excessive Focus on an Otherwise Backround Character Equals Death to Said Character." You'll note that this rule doesn't come into effect with Christian; focus on him is just to emphasize how truly evil…

Polictics…
Do you remeber when Oprah prided herself on being a "good journalist"? You remeber, back in the days of O.J.? Before she was partisan???

Death by Pussy?
I think I'm allergic to Lesbian Pudding…..

Have you seen The Closer? Now THAT is a show using product placement!!! Most notably? Brenda using Revlon… from a Revlon bag! Since when does a drug-store product have its own bag - and who actually says the Brand name when describing the colour?!

case
Okay… so this movie's case will be like that of "The Craft" on VHS, which shows Neve Campbell (on both "spines"), who had a VERY small-part in the film (at-least compared to Fairuza Balk and Robin Tunney… ), and will probably read "John Travolta…. Christopher Walken…. Michelle Phiefer…. and Queen Latifah."

seating.
One of the few-times she actually sat NEXT to Barbara….

re: Lily and Amy…
Well, Lily can't DO mean-things… she just smiles when you cry, and gets "a little help from [a] friend."