This is the most polite non-dispute. I also have rifles and shotguns and am Canadian and would never point them at a human. Sorry, let me get the door for you both. Sorry.

I don't think Mike's exposition was just reiterating what Leo told us about his brother killing himself. There was additional information in his speech which suggested that maybe the brother didn't kill himself, and maybe Leo did 'cause he's crazy and his parents had him put in that residential treatment program as an…

I too really enjoy 3:10 to Yuma. That errant comment really took me out of the whole article.

YES. Thank you. People are going to need to know the difference between a rifle and a shotgun when the zombie apocalypse comes.

YES. Thank you. People are going to need to know the difference between a rifle and a shotgun when the zombie apocalypse comes.

I was about to be all indignant about Peter Berg also playing a soldier in Platoon, but it turns out that was Kevin Dillon.

"Can you imagine cineastes trying to pass off their bona
fides without ever seeing “Le Voyage Dans La Lune” or Casablanca?"

Ah, okay, Windy City Monster mentioned it already. Still though, awesome.

Has nobody mentioned the Se7en reference at the beginning? All the pine air fresheners hanging from the ceiling in Krieger's apartment? Amazing.

I have seen 61 of these! I'm pretty happy with that.
Also, Three Kings is one of my favourite movies. It for sure belongs. Slumdog does not.
Saving Private Ryan, also awesome. Belongs.

Robin's boobs
Nothing about Robin ultra-hotness? Her boobs looked amazing in one of those scenes where she came to sit at the table in the bar. Worth a grade upswing.

Okay, iMDB didn't clarify much, but Wikipedia saves: "The original script, used in the British and Canadian versions of the series, was written and narrated by David Attenborough."
I take it back, America. You've only ruined it for yourself.

Is there a version with David Attenborough? If there is, I'm sure the Internet will save me, but I don't want to have to wade through a bunch of Oprah bullshit before I find the right one.
Why the shit would they ever replace that man with anyone, let alone her? Goddammit, America, you're screwing things up for the…

That was my favourite line as well.

You could just download "Niagara". Illegally. From a torrent site. All the kids are doing it. Or watch it online or something. It's almost certainly there. What kind of technologically backwards square are you, waiting for the DVD release? You work at an Internet magazine. Welcome to the Internet!

Oh, I got that way wrong. This show has been on since 2004. Sorry. Retracted. Dumb.

YO! It's not 2007! I'm pretty sure they've jumped to 2010!
Weren't you guys listening to Mac and his over-talkative buddy? They said Rousseau had been dead for years.

I think it was "your hair colour", wasn't it?

did Bogart try the bourbon cure on firsties dying in a fire?
I hope not, 'cause in the unlikely event that it worked, said firsties would not in fact die in a fire.

I don't get the portmanteau.
Doesn't it have to be an amalgamation of two words?
I get the 'aught' part, but where's the 'n' come from? Am I an idiot?