DID SHE REALLY THINK WE WEREN'T GOING TO NOTICE?!

I was laughing stupid hard at that Vagisil bowling sketch.
"Have you ever seen anybody throw that hard?"
"I sure have."

1. No Country for Old Men
2. The Dark Knight
3. Gladiator
4. Children of Men
5. There Will Be Blood
6. Wall-E
7. The Royal Tenenbaums
8. Wedding Crashers
9. Black Hawk Down
10. The Assassination of Jesse James

Yeah, seconded. The presence of that self-indulgent stoner-philosophy jerkoff festival Waking Life pretty much made this list lose all credibility for me. A Scanner Darkly was better than that piece of shit waste of my time. And ahead of The Dark Knight even! Fucking terrible, terrible movie.

It was better than Alien Resurrection.

I don't find Radiohead cold or distant at all. In Rainbows was one of the most emotionally compelling and immediate albums in years, and, in my opinion, there's been nothing better since. I like it better than Kid A, and think it should've been on here instead, but Kid A is certainly full of beautiful songs.
Radiohead…

Yes, Taste the Beast, thank you. Can't believe nobody else noticed that it was the greatest rock and roll band of all time. Not some "singer-songwriter" version. Ridiculous claims.
Also nowhere has anybody mentioned that it's actually a Bob Dylan song. So strange.

"I don't want to oversell this episode as some sort of all time great television episode."
I liked that non-sequitur, since there had been absolutely no suggestion that it was such an episode to that point. More like you were finding a way to focus on things that were good in the face of quite a number of quite grating…

No. Patricia Heaton is quite obviously the deal-breaker here. She's a one-note monster.

is the "human sushi platter" thing where you grossly eat sushi off a person's naked body? did they do that in this terrible movie? guess they must have.
I only remember drunk Verne Troyer eating off the hot chick from some celebrity Big Brother house years ago. eugh.

Are you crazy? I can't go buying unnecessary stopwatches all willy-nilly. We're in a recession.

how? okay … let's say all five main characters are equal amounts of fluid, in the glass that is this show.
without Lily, that glass is 25% Ted.
with the return of Lily, the glass is only 20% Ted.
diluted!
man, capitalists are supposed to be good at math.

awful
pains me to say it, but that was the worst one of the season.
they need Lily back, if only to dilute the screen time of douche-Ted.

I do not remember her in TCCOBB. Was she young Cate Blanchet?

I'd post a favourite line, but there's nothing as good as "Heavy is the head that eats the crayons." I'm too impatient to wait for the 30 Rock recap.

Why on Earth would they do that?
It sounds like they are both selling movie and entertainment snark, via an Internet already brimming with same.
AVC should wish them a swift and unlamented death.

She was in The Dark Knight as a crooked cop. She's really branching out here.

Latino chick is the traitor cop from The Dark Knight.
I kinda thought she was supposed to be Detective Montoya from the comics, but she wasn't. Maybe now she can be.

I liked Moxy Fruvous when I was a kid, and was pretty much only into gimmicky stuff like that and Weird Al.
I knew he was the host of this show, but I'd never listened to it before. He was pretty awesome. I'm amazed he managed to remain so composed while explaining to Billy Bob the simple purpose of the interview. He…

Ellen Page, bronzed baby shoes, the Mr. Sub.